“Ways to identify creepy PJ Harvey fanboys”

• Insists on calling her by her real name, “Polly,” or “Polly Jean.” 
• Calls her “Peej.” 
• Spent $15 on a bootleg. 
• Makes or trades bootlegs, even though BitTorrent exists. 
• Buys bootleg vinyl of b-sides (yes, it exists, don’t ask me how I know) 
• Spent 7 fucking dollars on a poster of her that hangs near his bed. 
• Also likes Kate Bush. 
• Is male and likes PJ Harvey. 
• Name is Brian Molko

(Source: cracked.com)